Like a nature photographer on a Serengeti assignment, I hid in the undergrowth, waiting for that perfect moment, waiting to capture, on film,
You're an animal, a relentless hunter. You stalk your prey, the Lego Man. As with people, you begin by flashing a smile, putting on an air of harmlessness. The Lego Man falls for it. He stands fixed in place, aware of your presence but not scared. He welcomes your approach.
You lift one paw (I mean, hand) and advance slightly. Lego Man doesn't flinch, his smile unchanged. Then, without hesitation, in a lightning fast motion, you pounce on him, tear at his torso with your hands and mouth. He falls, beaten, torn limb from limb, a ghostly smile still on his lips. [Editor's Note: as this is a family site, photos taken after the attack have not been included]
Dear Editor: I was present during the attack. The entire Lego community is still in shock.
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