What if Mom and Dad were Out of the Picture?

Hmm... imagine the freedom, the possibilities if I could just get rid of those two parents of mine. Get them out of the picture and I could do anything! No more of them controlling every aspect of my life, no more nap time, no more diapers, pants or shirts. I could just run around naked, unbridled, completely free... free... FREE!
Wait a minute. What would I do for food? Shelter? Warmth and security? Companionship?
Okay, I admit it, I need Mom and Dad right now, but just for a while.