How to Make a Baby Come Quicker

As we mentioned, we are ready for baby #2 right now. Tonight, tomorrow morning, after lunch tomorrow... anytime. Come on, baby -- it's time! We've tried everything to get this baby to begin it's journey into our world. Nothing, yet, has worked. So, today, we had to resort to extreme measures. What we did today will guarantee labor within 3 or 4 days.
Our tried and tested, guaranteed approach to inducing labor is to meet our friends Kate and Neil. More than that, however, we needed to have them over, to have them join us on our tiny green couch, and to have a group photo taken of the four of us squished onto that tiny couch. It worked last time. We did this a year and a half ago and, within days, Rai arrived. Call it superstition, call it what you will. It works. It could be something about the energy the four of us share or it could simply be the fact that four (or, is that five?) are too many for that little couch and that baby is just looking for a way out to get some more space. Whatever the reason, we can now say with certainty that baby #2 will arrive this week!