Friday, March 19, 2010

Boys Gone Wild

"It's just a weekend. Just two short days. What trouble could I get into, Mom and Dad?" We couldn't argue with that, Rai. You're getting older now and, if we've learned anything from teaching, it's that although youth need discipline and structure, they also need freedom and trust.
A while back, you asked if you could go to Florida for the weekend. "Just a weekend away with a friend or two," you told us. "Please, Mom and Dad. Don't be overprotective. Give me a chance." So, we did.
You returned with a tan and a Hawaiian shirt (or is that a Floridian shirt?) and stories of white sand beaches and beach volleyball. We were happy that we had let you go. Every young man deserves a weekend getaway with friends.
Then, by chance, we found some mugshot photos that had been leaked online. Nick Nolte.. busted?! But wait, who's that with him... ? Oh, dear. Rai Sequoia. We trusted you, Rai. When you said, "weekend with friends" we just assumed that you meant some other 9 or 10 month olds. Never did we expect you to be hanging out with a nearly 70-year old actor on the beaches of Florida. Who else do you have on speed dial? It'll take a while to make up for this one, my boy.

1 comment:

  1. I speak in defense of your action, Rai. Sure the guy's a washed up geezer who's made a few poor decisions in his life. I'm sure he would love a "take-back" in turning down the role of Indiana Jones for Raiders of the Lost Ark in 1981. But I think what you saw was the "Sexiest Man Alive" Award he received from People Magazine in 1992. You were probably thinking you could learn a few things from him and be one step ahead of your peers. Now that's cutting edge thinking. By the way, nice shirt and tan.

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